Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The future is clear and I am screwed

I read a different article every day on the news pages about how much we are screwing up our kids. I read this morning that if you raise your voice around your child they will grow up to be insensitive, uncaring adults. God already knows spanking causes definite psychological problems and time outs causes abandonment issues so all forms of discipline is off the table. If you discipline at all you are doomed to a life time of a screwed up kid that will blame you for everything from relationship problems to the elastic breaking in their underwear.

I also read that you should never bribe your kid to do what you want them to. So for all us that say "if you please don't act like a rabid coyote in this store I will buy you some candy" WE ARE SO SCREWED. Our kids are destined to turn out to be the weird guy that sits on park benches eating his own eye lashes.

I don't think I even need to go into the consequences we will face for cursing, smoking or drinking alcohol ever. And don't you even think about letting that child cry while you pee...WEAR A DIAPER LADY and change it when you are not busy making your child's life as cushy as possible.

The more I read the more I am convinced that either a toddler is writing these articles just to mess with us or I should be saving up for therapy funds for the kids instead of college funds!

Happy Tuesday "Crazy" Readers


  1. omg your blog keeps getting even more awesome! Love it!

  2. giggles!ok, shoot me now, this is the 1st time i have finally been able to come to this site (im sure you know im at work and not with wild man right now) and this is the 1st one that i read? AND I LAUGHED!!! oh i cant wait to read more.