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Monday, September 10, 2012

There are no words...

Well there are plenty of words but most of them are x rated and shouldn't be said in front of children that describe how I felt when this happened






Now if you have never cleaned a pound of margarine off of a toddler you probably have a normal life that I can not relate to but you should know in case it ever happens it is a pain in the @!&! It took three baths to get all that off of him. I did very well at maintaining composure though. I just kept telling my self that this is the same little baby that I rock every night and play little pigs with his toes and the monster (aka terrible twos) that has started destroying every inch of my home and throwing major tantrums will be leaving soon.

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  1. Oh God, I think I love you! Thank goodness I have found another parent blogger who tells it like it is. I identify with this waaaaay more than I can say. Mine put mashed potato in my shoes recently.

    Lisa @ http://www.howtobeadomesticdisgrace.blogspot.com xx

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    1. Hahaha my husband got a banana in his boot awhile back!! Kids are crazy, us parents need to bond together! I love your blog too and I look forward to following!!

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  2. Lol... Been there, in a sense... When Alexis was a baby she painted both hands and feet, not to mention the chair she was sitting in with fingernail polish, very early one morning! Isaiah on the other hand used to think the best games in the world were playing target practice with eggs at the stove and cabinets, and feeding the dog whatever he could out of the fridge.... So you are definately NOT alone... lol... But this story definately made me smile, and think, so glad it wasn't me, this time!!

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    1. haha April it is a relief to know that other people's kids make the crazy messes that mine do!

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